About Clubhouse Rejects
Golf Is Just The Excuse
You already know this.
You don't tee it up on Saturday morning to break 80. You're there because it's the one place where your phone doesn't matter, your boss can't reach you, and the only thing keeping score is the guy who always cheats anyway.
Golf is just the excuse to escape. To laugh until your face hurts. To talk about nothing and everything. To be with the people who actually get you.
We get it. Because we are it.
Why We Started Clubhouse Rejects
We were tired.
Tired of golf brands that made us feel like we weren't good enough.
Tired of $75 polos for a game we're admittedly terrible at.
Tired of pretending that breaking 100 was the point.
The truth? The best moments in golf happen when you stop keeping score.
That mulligan on the first tee? The cart ride between holes? The stories at the 19th hole that get better every time you tell them? The group text on Thursday already planning Saturday?
That's what golf is really about.
So we created Clubhouse Rejects—a brand for guys who know that the scorecard is just permission to be together.
What "Reject" Really Means
We're rejecting the idea that golf has to be taken seriously.
We're rejecting the pressure to perform, to improve, to invest in lessons we'll never use.
We're rejecting country club snobbery, golf elitism, and brands that make you feel inadequate.
But here's what we're NOT rejecting:
✓ Premium quality
✓ Your golf buddies
✓ The ritual and tradition
✓ The fact that you'll play again next week despite shooting 110
We're the guys who measure success in laughs per round, not strokes per hole.
If that sounds like you, welcome. You're a Reject too.
Why We Use Premium Materials (Even Though You Golf Badly)
Here's the thing: just because you don't take golf seriously doesn't mean we don't take you seriously.
Every Clubhouse Rejects tee is printed on Comfort Colors 1717.
That means:
- 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton (3x thicker than those cheap blanks that feel like cardboard)
- Garment-dyed for that broken-in, lived-in feel from day one
- Preshrunk so it actually fits the same after washing (revolutionary, we know)
- Ring-spun cotton that's softer and more durable than standard cotton
- Colors that last years, not months
Could we use cheaper blanks and charge less? Sure.
But you'd hate them in a month. The neck would stretch. The fabric would pill. The color would fade to that sad, washed-out grey that screams "I got this free at a work event."
We'd rather you wear these until they're your favorite shirt. The one you reach for on Saturday mornings. The one that's been to a dozen courses and twice as many bars.
Quality you can feel. Humor you can wear. Zero pretension.
That's the Clubhouse Rejects promise.
Our Mission
To outfit the guys who know golf is just an excuse—for cold beer, hot takes, and the kind of friendships that only happen when nobody's keeping score.
We're not trying to make you a better golfer.
We're trying to celebrate the golfer you already are:
Imperfect. Self-aware. In it for the right reasons.
Join The Rejects
This isn't just a t-shirt company.
It's a mindset. A philosophy. A middle finger to anyone who thinks golf has to be serious.
When you wear Clubhouse Rejects, you're telling the world:
- I'm here for the laughs, not the leaderboard
- My friends matter more than my scorecard
- I don't need to be good to enjoy this
- The 19th hole is where the real action happens
You're one of us. A Reject. And we wouldn't have it any other way.
Ready To Join?
Browse our collection of premium tees made for guys who golf for all the right reasons (none of which involve winning).
Every shirt comes with: ✓ Premium Comfort Colors 1717 quality
✓ Designs that actually make people laugh
✓ Free shipping on orders $85+ (that's just 3 shirts)
✓ 30-day money back guarantee
✓ The satisfaction of wearing something that actually represents you
Still Have Questions?
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet, but we're working on it. Currently shipping within the US only.
What if my size doesn't fit?
Free exchanges, always. We want you in the right size.
Can I return it if I don't like it?
Absolutely. 30-day money back guarantee, no questions asked.
Do you have a physical store?
Not yet—we're online-only for now, which helps us keep prices down and quality up.
Can I get custom designs for my foursome?
Email us at support@clubhouserejects.shop. We're always open to custom orders for groups.
Why "Rejects"?
Because we're rejecting the idea that golf has to be perfect. And honestly? The best people we know are the ones who don't fit in anyway.
Got more questions? Hit us up at support@clubhouserejects.shop
We're here for you—just like your golf buddies, but with better customer service.
Clubhouse Rejects: For guys who play for the laughs, not the leaderboard.